he thought i was a dude.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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