Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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