Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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