I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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