fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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