Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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