What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I didn't notice because vodka
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
