Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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