roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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