your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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