we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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