Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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