I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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