is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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