Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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