I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
they're like a gay fantastic four
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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