My sheets look like a crime scene.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it glows. i had to have it.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Your penis caused this!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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