He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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