Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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