Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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