We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
you never un-have a 4some
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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