quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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