everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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