Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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