So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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