what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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