good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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