i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
50% drunk capacity currently
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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