Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
