return my video game
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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