My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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