I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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