ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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