I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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