so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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