Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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