Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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