I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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