I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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