Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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