going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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