She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
