I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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