susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just high enough for therapy.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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