Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
false alarm. still invincible.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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