let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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