If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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