fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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