We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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