can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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