He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
try to milk me bitch
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