I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
