So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
ok first of all what the fuck
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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