Who wears a wallet chain?!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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