i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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