wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My bed smells like the plague
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