i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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