Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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